Commentary:
"Next, they’ll add social media notifications to the road signs! 🙈🚗💥"
27 Funny driver quotes
Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.
Commentary:
"Bet they really know how to 'trans-port' you in style! 🚑😂"
Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.
Commentary:
"Ah, the universal rule of traffic: Blame the person in front and proudly claim innocence in the line of chaos! 🚗💨😅"
Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.
Commentary:
"Are we there yet? Because I see Margaritaville on the horizon! 🍹🚗😂"
Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.
Commentary:
🚗💨 When stuck behind a slow driver, our true selves come out – the patient zen master or the frenzied road rage artist! Who knew bumper-to-bumper traffic could be such a revealing character test? 😜 #StayCalmAndDriveOn
Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.
Commentary:
"Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him 'Just drive' is like asking for a ticket to the scenic route of Adventureland 🚌💸 Buckle up, folks, we're in for a wild ride! 🎢😄"
I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.
Commentary:
"Talk about a serendipitous match made in taxi heaven! 🚗🇷🇺 Sounds like Mr. Andropov was born to be behind the wheel. Maybe he should consider a career switch to comedy – he's already got the perfect stage name! 😄 #UberGoals"
There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.
Commentary:
"Move over, Santa! 🎅🏻 Who needs the North Pole when you've got Amazon Prime? 🎁🚚 Let's make some cyber wishes come true, one delivery at a time! 🛍️💬 #NewAgeSanta"
A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.
Commentary:
"Who knew that driving could be so tasty? 🚗🍛 Next time you see a curryer on the road, make way for some delicious deliveries! 😄 #CurryOnTheGo"
There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.
Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' innocent game of ding-dong-ditch 🚪🏃♂️ has certainly evolved in modern times! Now, if you hear a knock on your door and find no one there, don't be too quick to blame mischievous kids – it might just be your friendly neighborhood Amazon driver on a stealthy delivery mission! 📦🕵️♂️ Just make sure to check for your package before chasing after them