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Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

I love hard, but I stupid harder.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

I’m not feeling very worky today.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

My superpower is keeping this couch cushion warm.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

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Making waves on TikTok:

I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

Seen just now on Discord:

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I miss you when I wake up before you.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

AI could never steal company time the way I do.

Trending via Messenger:

Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room.

Live now on Messenger:

Is it just my dad, or do all fathers watch videos on their phones with the volume full blast, with no concern for anyone else in the house?

Just landed via Messenger:

I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

Shared recently on Facebook:

My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

Breaking via YouTube:

Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

Trending via WeChat:

Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

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80 shares on Snapchat this month:

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

13 shares on Slack this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

81 shares on Reddit this month:

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

82 shares on Slack this month:

Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

26 shares on Reddit this month:

The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

65 shares on X this month:

Guys, stop showering. I need the water for ChatGPT.

10 shares on TikTok this month:

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

22 shares on X this month:

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

36 shares on Threads this month:

Tested positive for needing a kiss.

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Sometimes I wish I was a millennial, so I could talk about sex with my friends.

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That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

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On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.

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Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

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Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

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99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

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Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

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The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

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I love when people say, “In college, I wrote a paper on…” as if that holds any academic merit.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

Men want to meet up too easily. What if I plan to sacrifice you?

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Another year? But the last one got such bad reviews.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

Breaking via X:

This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

Trending via Telegram:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

Just shared via Messenger:

Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

Seen just now on Discord:

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Spotted on X:

My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

Going bananas on Slack:

Honey, get in the car. We have to go to the store because we’re retarded, and it’s Christmas Eve.

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