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Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Dec 31, 2025

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Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

Trending via TikTok:

The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

Shared recently on YouTube:

My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

Making waves on Reddit:

Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

Making waves on Snapchat:

No one told me adulthood would require this much multi-factor authentication.

Funny embarrassed quotes

Funny embarrassed quotes are the perfect way to laugh off those awkward moments we all face 🙈😅 Whether you’ve tripped in public or sent a message to the wrong person, these witty lines turn cringe into comedy 🎉😂 Get ready to embrace your blushes and giggle through the embarrassment with a splash of humor that’s totally relatable! 😜🔥

New funny embarrassed quotes 👇

I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

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2 months ago

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A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

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2 months ago

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Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

34 shares on Twitch this month:

Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

19 shares on YouTube this month:

Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

93 shares on Reddit this month:

Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

75 shares on TikTok this month:

“You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

26 shares on Pinterest this month:

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

30 shares on WhatsApp this month:

As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

84 shares on X this month:

I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Drinking 3L of water daily helps you avoid other people’s drama because you’re too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

0 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,226

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Not now, kitten. Mommy’s destroying and betraying herself for nothing.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder.

Seen just now on Facebook:

This site could use some more people who like to argue about literally anything.

Trending via Twitch:

If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

Broadcasted on Instagram:

“How am I supposed to avoid Al when I’ve procrastinated on a paper?” With a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies.

Trending via Facebook:

A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

Making waves on TikTok:

I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

Live now on Threads:

Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

Just shared via Reddit:

Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

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