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Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

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Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

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Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

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I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

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I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

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It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

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I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

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Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

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Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

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I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

Reported on Reddit:

Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

Breaking via Discord:

Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

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I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

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I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

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My bank account may not be full but my sink, laundry basket and arteries sure are.

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Food gives you energy to nap more.

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Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

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I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

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Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

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Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

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My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

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I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

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Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

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If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

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There should be an Olympics where athletes can take as many drugs as they want. Like, to hell with y’all, let’s see how high humans can really jump.

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Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

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Just shared via Snapchat:

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Seen just now on X:

If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

Seen just now on Messenger:

We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

Spotted on WeChat:

Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

Trending via Messenger:

Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

Making waves on Instagram:

If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

Just landed via Instagram:

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

Making waves on Instagram:

“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

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