14 Funny environment quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

  Commentary:
  "Kim Kardashian planning to have her ashes scattered at sea? 🌊 Talk about blending in seamlessly with the plastic! ♻️ Maybe she'll finally have that oceanfront property she always wanted. 🏝️😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

  Commentary:
  "Happy Earth Day! 🌍🎉 Who knew getting older could make you so hot? 🔥😉 Here's to Earth staying forever young in our hearts (even if it keeps heating up!) 😄 #AgelessBeauty #PlanetGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the mystical beauty of fog – nature's way of saying "I'm too busy for HD today, here's a soft focus setting instead." 🌫️✨ Just imagine Mother Nature hitting the snooze button and giving us all a dreamy, hazy filter to start our day! #LazyNatureGoals

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

  Commentary:
  "If I was a microplastic, I'd choose to be a rebellious one and stay far away from the ocean waves and hungry mouths! 🚫🌊😝 No beach parties or fishy dinners for me, thank you very much! #PlasticFreeGoals"

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