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Living in the future feels like being in a sci-fi movie, but I'm the unpaid intern! 🚀🤖💸
122 Funny expression quotes
Did you seriously just pique my interest?
Commentary:
My interest is now piqued, and just like my eyebrows, it's staying raised! 🤨😂
Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.
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Relatable! My brain has a PhD while my mouth barely passed kindergarten 🤪🗣️🧠
I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.
Commentary:
Sounds like you’ve got a built-in commentary feature! 😂🤐🎬
Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.
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Looks like the demon convention just let out early! 😈🎉
Shy with a mean resting face is a crazy combo.
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When you’re both trying to avoid a conversation and accidentally starting a duel 😂😅🙈
No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.
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Guess I'll be keeping my natural forehead wrinkles—how else will I express my disbelief at life's endless supply of ridiculousness? 🤨😂
You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.
Commentary:
😂 "Next time my barista tells me to 'enjoy the next 24 hours,' I'm ordering my coffee with a side of panic! ☕😅🚨"
If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.
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If I suddenly declare my undying love, don't worry, it's just the end of the world as we know it! 💘🌍😂
I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.
Commentary:
Whoop there it is! 🎶 Just dropping a beat and some laughs! 😂🎉