120 funny expression quotes - Page 3 - Wordgag

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

May 23, 2026

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

May 23, 2026

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

May 23, 2026

Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

May 23, 2026

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

May 23, 2026

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

May 23, 2026

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

May 22, 2026

I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

May 22, 2026

Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

May 22, 2026

You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

May 22, 2026

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

May 22, 2026

Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

May 22, 2026

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

May 22, 2026

Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

May 22, 2026

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

May 22, 2026

I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

May 22, 2026

I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

May 21, 2026

I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

May 21, 2026

More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

May 21, 2026

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

May 21, 2026

It feels like a million o’clock right now.

May 21, 2026

Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

May 21, 2026

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

May 21, 2026

That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

May 21, 2026

You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

May 20, 2026

If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

May 20, 2026

Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

May 20, 2026

I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

May 20, 2026

Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

May 20, 2026

Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

May 20, 2026

Babies sighing is so funny to me. My dear, the time to sigh has not come.

May 20, 2026

Whoever first said, “It gets to a point,” was definitely at that point, and I feel them deeply.

May 20, 2026

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

May 19, 2026

Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

May 19, 2026

Signing all emails with BOOM SHAKALAKA today.

May 19, 2026

When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

May 19, 2026

We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

May 19, 2026

Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

May 19, 2026

Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

May 19, 2026

You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”

May 19, 2026