Funny family communication quotes

10 shares on WeChat this month:

Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

31 shares on Telegram this month:

A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

56 shares on Messenger this month:

Carrying a pizza in public feels like you’re showing off.

34 shares on Threads this month:

“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

58 shares on Messenger this month:

“Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.

100 shares on Instagram this month:

I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.

58 shares on WeChat this month:

Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

96 shares on TikTok this month:

What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

20 shares on Instagram this month:

Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

100 shares on Snapchat this month:

They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.