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Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

My favorite thing to do is nothing.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

He doesn’t realize it yet, but this Saturday, I’ll be asking him to untangle 400 feet of Christmas lights.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

It’s important to follow your significant other around the grocery store, not helping, and only hovering like the specter of death.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

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I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

Just shared via Messenger:

Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

Just shared via TikTok:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

Just shared via Messenger:

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

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Funny faults quotes bring a hilarious twist to our little imperfections 🤪✨ Embracing flaws with laughter makes life lighter and way more fun 😄💫 Whether it’s silly mistakes or quirky habits, these witty lines remind us that nobody’s perfect—and that’s what makes us unique! Ready to laugh at life’s oops moments? Let’s celebrate our funny faults together! 😂🎉

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15 shares on Slack this month:

If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

42 shares on Pinterest this month:

How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

44 shares on Facebook this month:

Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

25 shares on Discord this month:

It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

52 shares on Messenger this month:

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

59 shares on WeChat this month:

Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

34 shares on Reddit this month:

Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

80 shares on Telegram this month:

Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

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Two sheep walk into a baaaaa.

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Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

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Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

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I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

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Help, I accidentally used dark humor with normal people, and now they’re concerned for my mental health.

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Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

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It’s called single sign-on because you have to do it every single time.

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Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

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Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

Breaking via X:

The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

Spotted on Facebook:

If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

Live now on Reddit:

Tonight we shall read a passage from the old testicle.

Just landed via Telegram:

Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

Breaking via Instagram:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

Going viral on Snapchat:

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

Broadcasted on Slack:

A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

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