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I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

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Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

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Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

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I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

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Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

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If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

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I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

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The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

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Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?

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Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

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Everyone is awful in their own special way.

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Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

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If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

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I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

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If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

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If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

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If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

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Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

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There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

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Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

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Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

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Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

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