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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

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The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

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When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

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Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

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Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

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Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

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Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

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Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.