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Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

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Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

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You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

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Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

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Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

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When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Yes, I sometimes put my cell phone down. Especially when it rings.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

Spotted on Telegram:

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

Seen just now on Threads:

What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

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Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

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Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

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First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

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Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

I have a yearning disability.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

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Spotted on Pinterest:

Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

Making waves on WeChat:

My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

Seen just now on Discord:

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

Spotted on TikTok:

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

Shared recently on Threads:

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

Going viral on YouTube:

Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

Going viral on X:

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

Spotted on Messenger:

The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

Spotted on Discord:

I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

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