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Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

Bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

Hey, people, my age. Remember going into the computer lab at school?

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Messenger:

Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

Going bananas on Messenger:

There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

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60 shares on Facebook this month:

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

44 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

71 shares on Messenger this month:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

11 shares on Discord this month:

When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

50 shares on TikTok this month:

The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The dead bodies on Mt. Everest remind me that it’s perfectly fine to stay home and be lazy.

86 shares on Discord this month:

You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

50 shares on Messenger this month:

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

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If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

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Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

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People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,225

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Grok, is this true? Grok, am I original? Grok, am I the only one? Grok, am I sexual?

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via WeChat:

I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

Just shared via Messenger:

Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

Trending via Instagram:

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

Spotted on Facebook:

Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

Trending via Messenger:

Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

Shared recently on Facebook:

It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

Seen just now on Facebook:

My five-year plan is to just see what happens.

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