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Christmas is coming and you’re not.

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Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

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Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

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I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

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If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.

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I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

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The worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person.

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Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

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The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

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I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

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I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

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I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

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You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

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If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

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More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

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Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

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You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

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“It’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

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The goal is to make your therapist cry.

98 shares on Reddit this month:

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

43 shares on Twitch this month:

Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

64 shares on Facebook this month:

Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

25 shares on Threads this month:

You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

21 shares on TikTok this month:

Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

71 shares on Instagram this month:

I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

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It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

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No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

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Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

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Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

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If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

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I don’t flirt. I just say weird things and hope you interpret them romantically.

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I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying.

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I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

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The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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If I was a fish, I’d be smoking all the seaweed.

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When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

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If you see me in public, it’s AI.

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Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

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Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

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I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

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I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

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I’m in my 20s, but somehow I’m 16 and also 55 at the same time.

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It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

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The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

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Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

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