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I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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219 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,488

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17,559

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15,488

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

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Live now on Instagram:

Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

Making waves on TikTok:

I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

Making waves on Discord:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Even at my most powerful, I’m still a little sleepy.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

Just shared via YouTube:

I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

Trending via WhatsApp:

My first mistake of my life was my birth.

Shared recently on WeChat:

It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

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65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

42 shares on Discord this month:

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

34 shares on Facebook this month:

Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

69 shares on Slack this month:

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

27 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

25 shares on Reddit this month:

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

11 shares on Reddit this month:

Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

51 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t disrespect me and then be the moral compass on how I respond.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

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Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

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People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

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Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

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Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

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It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

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Have you tried making guacamole about it?

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As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

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Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

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Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

219 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,488

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,488

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

They should invent crushes that like you back.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via X:

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

Trending via TikTok:

My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

Just shared via Instagram:

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

Seen just now on Slack:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I’m so talented I can not only spill food on my clothes but I can get it on yours too.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

Trending via Discord:

That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

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