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Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

No open job postings for “Warrior Poet” found in your area. Please try another search.

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Just shared via TikTok:

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

Spotted on Twitch:

People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

Live now on Snapchat:

I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

Live now on Pinterest:

My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

Trending via Slack:

How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

Seen just now on Threads:

Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

Making waves on WeChat:

Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

Seen just now on Discord:

If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

Making waves on Messenger:

Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

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76 shares on Discord this month:

Nothing I do for money is passion-based. It’s just pure hatred for being broke.

55 shares on Threads this month:

I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

97 shares on Messenger this month:

Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

85 shares on Snapchat this month:

Anime characters are always like “But you didn’t know about my eye,” and then they activate their mode.

50 shares on WeChat this month:

70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

48 shares on Messenger this month:

Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

37 shares on Reddit this month:

For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

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18 folks are currently checking 👀

I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.

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If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

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Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

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I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

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Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

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My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

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It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

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I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

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The problem with salad is, it’s salad.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Women are like apples; I like biting them.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

The only lesson I remember from the pandemic is that you’re only supposed to wash your hands if it’s your birthday.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Discord:

They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

Making waves on Twitch:

Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who.

Trending via Discord:

Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

Shared recently on Discord:

According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

Just landed via WeChat:

You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.

Going viral on TikTok:

You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

Making waves on Snapchat:

All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

Going viral on Threads:

I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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