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Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Men be like, “You’ve been different ever since I disrespected you.”

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Live now on Messenger:

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

Just landed via Snapchat:

So stupid how New York is actually as cool as everyone says.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

Seen just now on Telegram:

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.

Just shared via Threads:

I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

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63 shares on X this month:

I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

97 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

78 shares on Instagram this month:

Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

81 shares on Twitch this month:

Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

89 shares on TikTok this month:

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

25 shares on Instagram this month:

Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

25 shares on Reddit this month:

Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

31 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

Just realized doors really are floating in the air 24/7. I don’t like that.

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A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

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Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.

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Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

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Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

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It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

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Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

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I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

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That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

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Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

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Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

A simple “hi” can be the beginning of two years of therapy.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Threads:

Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card, and he gives me a $100 gift card.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

Going viral on Slack:

I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

Going viral on Discord:

I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.

Trending via Slack:

Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

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