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Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

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I bet God still calls it Twitter.

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Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

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I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowed to name things anymore after that.

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I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

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Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.

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Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

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Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.

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At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

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This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

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Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

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Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

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I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

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Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

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One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

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So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.

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If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

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Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

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My phone screen is brighter than my future.

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If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

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You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

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We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

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Apparently β€œew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

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Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

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“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

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100% of all babΡ–es are unemployed. PathetΡ–c.

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