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Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

I need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Due to personal reasons, I won’t be dropping it like it’s hot anymore.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

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Trending via Threads:

I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

Just landed via Messenger:

Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

Going bananas on Discord:

Like an advent calendar, you make me want to open up more every day.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

Just landed via Messenger:

Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I’ll see you in your nightmares.

Going viral on WeChat:

Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?

Freshly posted on WeChat:

My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”

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15 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

30 shares on YouTube this month:

Today, I want to talk about how people’s houses smell funny, but mine doesn’t.

57 shares on Messenger this month:

ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

15 shares on YouTube this month:

My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

15 shares on Slack this month:

Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

48 shares on Slack this month:

The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

38 shares on Facebook this month:

Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

88 shares on Messenger this month:

Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

17 shares on Discord this month:

When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

33 shares on Instagram this month:

Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

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17 folks are currently checking 👀

All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

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My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

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I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

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Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

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Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

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Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

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Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

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I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

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“Stop overthinking.” Oh, wow. Hadn’t considered that. Solved.

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I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

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Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WeChat:

You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

Seen just now on Twitch:

Only at 27 do you become old, and then when you turn 30, you become younger than ever. That’s just how it goes.

Making waves on Reddit:

Date night idea: fight another couple.

Seen just now on WeChat:

The closest I get to a spa day is when I’m draining pasta, and the steam smacks me in the face.

Trending via Pinterest:

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

Shared recently on Instagram:

My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

Making waves on Reddit:

Statistically speaking, on average, a person has two arms, two legs, one testicle, and one ovary.

Trending via Slack:

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

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