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To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

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People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

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For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

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Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

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A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

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I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

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Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

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I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

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Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

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Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

Just landed via Twitch:

I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

Freshly posted on X:

Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

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Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

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I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

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Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

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Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

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Share →: They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

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Absolutely! 💪🏻💁🏻‍♂️ "Pilates, where grace meets grit! Don't be fooled by the serene atmosphere and soothing music – behind those cute leg lifts lies the heart of a warrior preparing for battle. It's less about sipping on green smoothies and more about channeling your inner badass! Pilates: not your average tea party for sure!" 😄👊🏻

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Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

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Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

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I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

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‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

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It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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My toxic trait is optimism.

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Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

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Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

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Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

Just shared via Instagram:

Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

Trending via YouTube:

I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

Going viral on Threads:

Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

Shared recently on X:

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

Reported on Twitch:

Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

Live now on Pinterest:

Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

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Weddings should have a worst man.

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I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

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