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Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

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Welcome to middle age: your chin looks lonely; here’s another one.

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Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

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I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

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You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

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Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

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“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

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When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

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The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

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“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

Just shared via Reddit:

I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

Making waves on Threads:

90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

Going viral on X:

Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

Breaking via Facebook:

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

Going viral on Slack:

One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

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Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

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The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

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Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

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Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

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If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

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Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

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We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

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I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

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There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

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An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

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Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. Simple meth.

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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Just landed via Reddit:

Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

Making waves on Facebook:

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

Just shared via Discord:

The world needs to chill out. There’s no way future history teachers can cram all this nonsense into a semester.

Reported on Messenger:

FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

Live now on Pinterest:

Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

Live now on Slack:

Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

Live now on WeChat:

Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Body by sandwich.

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