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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

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Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Death by a thousand stupid questions.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

All these self-driving vehicles… It’s only a matter of time before we hear a country song about his truck leaving him.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

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Trending via Telegram:

Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

Making waves on Reddit:

I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

Breaking via WeChat:

Back to the Future and chill?

Trending via WeChat:

The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

Just shared via Instagram:

Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

Live now on Snapchat:

Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

Just landed via Instagram:

In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

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100 shares on X this month:

Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

39 shares on Discord this month:

The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

96 shares on YouTube this month:

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

32 shares on Threads this month:

You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

97 shares on WeChat this month:

Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

37 shares on Instagram this month:

“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

14 shares on Twitch this month:

I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

31 shares on Discord this month:

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

57 shares on Reddit this month:

Doing taxes for an ant who inherited a teaspoon of sugar.

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When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

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Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.

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You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

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I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

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Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

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When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

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Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

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Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

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Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

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When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

Don’t let the fact that I’m deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you’re in the presence of a genius.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on X:

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

Just landed via TikTok:

In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

Live now on Snapchat:

I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

Trending via LinkedIn:

“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

Making waves on Facebook:

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, begging for my cat’s attention.

Breaking via YouTube:

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Everybody in the grocery store is my enemy, and I will not be elaborating.

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