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Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

I don’t need a maid. I just need someone to tell me once a week that they’re coming to visit, and I’ll panic-clean my entire house in less than an hour.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Jan 2, 2026

3,634

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Snapchat:

I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

Freshly posted on Discord:

“I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

Live now on Instagram:

Me every time I wake up: Oh no, not again!

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

He’s a 10, but it’s the pain scale.

Making waves on Telegram:

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

Seen just now on Messenger:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

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Funny group activity quotes bring laughter and good vibes to every hangout 🎉😄 Whether you’re team game night, outdoor adventures, or spontaneous dance-offs, these witty sayings capture the joy of bonding with friends and family 🤪👯‍♂️ Get ready to giggle, connect, and turn any group gathering into a memorable celebration of fun and friendship! 🥳✨

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Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

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When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

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2 months ago

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Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

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2 months ago

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“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

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2 months ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

40 shares on Facebook this month:

Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

82 shares on WeChat this month:

Scared to go on dates, cause what if I find the one and never be able to be single again.

51 shares on Discord this month:

Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

38 shares on Discord this month:

Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

66 shares on Messenger this month:

“There’s a particular type of insufferability that rich people from poor countries have, that I don’t yet fully know how to verbalize.”

26 shares on YouTube this month:

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

91 shares on X this month:

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

96 shares on X this month:

You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

37 shares on Reddit this month:

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

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Hot Jokes 💥

21 folks are currently checking 👀

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Japanese cats answering the phone be like, “Meowshi meowshi.”

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,673

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

Just shared via Messenger:

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

Just shared via Facebook:

It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

Making waves on X:

Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

Going viral on Reddit:

My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

Breaking via Messenger:

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

Freshly posted on X:

My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

Seen just now on Slack:

I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

Making waves on TikTok:

Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

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