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Someone from 🇎ðŸ‡Ķ has viewed:

It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

Someone from 🇎ðŸ‡Ķ has shared:

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡Ķ has downloaded:

When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡Ļ has copied:

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡ū has copied:

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡Ū has viewed:

Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŦðŸ‡Ū has copied:

Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

Someone from 🇚ðŸ‡Ķ has viewed:

The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.

Someone from ðŸ‡Đ🇰 has bookmarked:

I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

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Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

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I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

Just landed via Messenger:

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

Broadcasted on X:

Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

Spotted on Instagram:

Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

Shared recently on Slack:

If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

Making waves on Telegram:

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

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Someone from ðŸ‡ĶðŸ‡ī has bookmarked:

Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡ŧ has shared:

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĩðŸ‡ū has viewed:

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

Someone from ðŸ‡ģ🇊 has shared:

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĶðŸ‡Ŧ has shared:

The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Coffee is just goth water.

Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡Ļ has copied:

Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

Someone from 🇎🇷 has viewed:

I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

Someone from 🇎ðŸ‡ķ has bookmarked:

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

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Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

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Shared recently on TikTok:

I love my bed so much, what a place.

Breaking via Instagram:

Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

Trending via TikTok:

50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Shared recently on Telegram:

If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.

Spotted on Snapchat:

A guy in the parking lot saw me trip over my own feet so I yelled to him “I just quantum leaped into this body!”

Spotted on Pinterest:

A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

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