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Funny guard quotes - Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

Commentary:
Sure thing! How about this: "I guess I should have sent a 6-month notice before actually wanting a car 🚗🤔🙈"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged airport, car, caught, company, customer, customer service, frustration, guard, hand, humor, job, me, rental, rental car, rental company, reservation, sarcasm, service, show, sorry, wait, wanted on Aug 4, 2025 by slickboy.
Funny guard quotes - Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

Commentary:
Protecting the tech like it’s their star-studded destiny 🌌🚀🔒

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged galaxy, guard, guardian, Guardian of the Galaxy, guards, humor, movie, movie reference, pun, reference, retail, retail security, samsung, Samsung store, security, security guard, store, superhero on Jul 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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