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Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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501 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,094

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Updated

Dec 22, 2025

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Spotted on Telegram:

You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

Just landed via Twitch:

I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

Spotted on WeChat:

I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

Making waves on YouTube:

People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

Going viral on Twitch:

Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

Going viral on TikTok:

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

Live now on Snapchat:

It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

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85 shares on Telegram this month:

Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My favorite hobby is withering away.

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually.

97 shares on Telegram this month:

The most important meal of the day is the next one.

83 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

95 shares on Messenger this month:

The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

56 shares on TikTok this month:

Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall like I’m in a Victorian painting.”

38 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

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8 folks are currently checking 👀

Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

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Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

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I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

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Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

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Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

“Too much garlic”? What’s next? Too much love? Too much desire?

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

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This chapter of my life is called “Ummm, okay, I guess whatever.”

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Dec 22, 2025

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Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Your woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you don’t have your shoes on when she is ready, you’re the problem.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

Just shared via Facebook:

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

Live now on Telegram:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

Just shared via X:

Oops, I accidentally healed too much. I am now uninterested in anyone but mẹ.

Trending via Reddit:

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

Just shared via Threads:

Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

Going viral on WeChat:

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

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