Funny harassment quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

  Commentary:
  "If only we could all carry around a 'handsome' and 'ugly' meter to determine the difference between a flirt and harassment. Until then, let's just stick to good old-fashioned respect and common sense, shall we?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers.

  Commentary:
  Well, if AI starts showing up drunk on Fridays and hitting on your coworkers, at least we can finally say that machines are starting to embrace the 'work hard, play hard' motto 🍻🤖🔥 Just imagine the awkward HR meetings with a robot giving excuses like, "I swear, I thought they were into my efficient algorithms!" 😂 #AIinHR

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  6 months ago

  Share →: No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, bumble bee, the original party crasher! 🐝💃 Who knew buzzing could lead to such a chaotic dance-off? Watch out, you might just get stung with compliments next time! 🎶😆 #BeeGoneWild"

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