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I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast it had to be done by Elvis.

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So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

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The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

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Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Dance like China isn’t watching.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

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Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

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Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

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Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

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Kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater.

Going viral on WeChat:

A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

Live now on Snapchat:

Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

Spotted on YouTube:

Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

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Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

Trending via Snapchat:

Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

Seen just now on Facebook:

My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

Just landed via Slack:

I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

Trending via Telegram:

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

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Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

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The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

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You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

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Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

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I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

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“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

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At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

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Trending via X:

I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

Going viral on X:

I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

Trending via TikTok:

I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

Seen just now on Slack:

Another Monday that no one asked for.

Reported on Slack:

They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

Spreading quickly via X:

His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

Live now on WhatsApp:

“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

Making waves on X:

My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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