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It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

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It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

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Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

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People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

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Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

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The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

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My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

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People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.