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Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

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Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

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We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

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The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

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I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

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My parents think they know me.

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Real lovers are currently single, by the way.

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The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped.

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Trending via WhatsApp:

That moment of panic when they invite you inside at the start of the birthday party you thought was a drop off.

Freshly posted on Slack:

You don’t have to remember details when you don’t lie.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Just shared via Pinterest:

Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

Just landed via Slack:

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

Just shared via Threads:

I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

Trending via TikTok:

Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

Spotted on Facebook:

It feels like a million o’clock right now.

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54 shares on X this month:

The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

91 shares on X this month:

Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

62 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

29 shares on X this month:

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

28 shares on Threads this month:

I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

100 shares on Snapchat this month:

Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

89 shares on Reddit this month:

If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

37 shares on X this month:

My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

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People who accuse me of delusions of grandeur, obviously don’t worship me enough.

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I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

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I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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I would like to thank everyone who destroyed me into the person I am today.

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No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

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I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

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Your Honor, that doesn’t sound like me.

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Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

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This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.

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Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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15,374

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

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The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

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In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

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Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

If rich people aren’t upset after an election, then we have failed.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Threads:

Kid, I have jeans older than you.

Going viral on Facebook:

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

Breaking via Discord:

Men be like, “You’ve been different ever since I disrespected you.”

Going bananas on Threads:

Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

Seen just now on Discord:

I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am.

Shared recently on YouTube:

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

Just shared via WeChat:

My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

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