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Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Life is short, flirt with me!

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Taking a Hooters waitress on a date to a different Hooters on her night off.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Carrying a pizza in public feels like you’re showing off.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

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Live now on Discord:

It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

Going bananas on Slack:

I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

It’s okay to admit you want my lips on yours.

Spotted on YouTube:

If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Never eat more than you can lift.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

Making waves on Threads:

AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.

Live now on Discord:

I want Al to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for Al to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

Funny human nature quotes

Funny human nature quotes bring out the quirks and contradictions that make us all delightfully imperfect 🤪✨ From our silly habits to those unexpected moments of wisdom, these witty reflections remind us to laugh at ourselves and the world around us 😂🌍 Ready for a chuckle and a nod of recognition? Let’s dive into the hilarious side of what makes us human! 🤣🙌

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I liked it better when I was naive enough to think everyone was empathetic.

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If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

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I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

22 shares on Messenger this month:

If you can’t handle me at my worst, then honestly, you’re missing out because that’s when my jokes and bits get really, really good.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

56 shares on Facebook this month:

Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

46 shares on Telegram this month:

I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

53 shares on Discord this month:

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

10 shares on Reddit this month:

Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

57 shares on Reddit this month:

Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

100 shares on Reddit this month:

Not right now. I’m manifesting.

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7 folks are currently checking 👀

“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

22 folks are currently checking 👀

“You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

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Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

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This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

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I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

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Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

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Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

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“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

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Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

At the end of the day, it’s just me and me.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Intelligence is now free, and the golden age of the nerd is over.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on LinkedIn:

“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

Making waves on Threads:

Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

Spotted on Instagram:

We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

Going viral on Instagram:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

Going viral on Telegram:

People will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day.

Spotted on Discord:

One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait.

Trending via Slack:

If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

Seen just now on Discord:

Thoughts & prayers to all of us back at work tomorrow after the colossal mistake of thinking we’d be lads of leisure forever, for some reason.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

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