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Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

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They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

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Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

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The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

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I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

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For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

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I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

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McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

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I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

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The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

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I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

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I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

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In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

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It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

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Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

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Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

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“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

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When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

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I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

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Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

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Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

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About to form my very first opinion.

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I think God was high when he made me.

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Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

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I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

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What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

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Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

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All my small talk is done with a car horn.

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Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

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They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

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You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

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You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

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The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

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I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

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It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes aren’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good.

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Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

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So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

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