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Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

First responders? You mean reply guys?

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I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

Seen just now on Slack:

The older I get, the more I realize that being rushed by someone is a form of manipulation.

Going viral on Messenger:

I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

Making waves on Twitch:

I have lived way too many lives for people to think they know everything about me.

Spotted on Facebook:

New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him.

Just shared via Reddit:

What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

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81 shares on Telegram this month:

Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

71 shares on TikTok this month:

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

32 shares on TikTok this month:

Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

17 shares on YouTube this month:

Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

10 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

53 shares on TikTok this month:

I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

30 shares on Slack this month:

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

15 shares on Twitch this month:

Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

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Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

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If insomnia were a sport, I’d have endorsement deals.

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I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

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Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

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Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

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Did you seriously just pique my interest?

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The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.

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I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

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Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

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I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Boyfriends sound cool and all, but unfortunately, I enjoy not talking for days at a time.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

I think we should all try to spend more time online. It seems to be helping society.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Snapchat:

I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Just shared via Threads:

The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

Spotted on X:

Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

Spotted on Reddit:

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

Making waves on TikTok:

Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

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