Funny independent quotes

• Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

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  2 months ago

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• I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

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  2 months ago

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• Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

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  2 months ago

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• Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

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  2 months ago

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• I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesn’t need any help. It’s a facade. Help me.

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  5 months ago

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