Funny independent quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

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  Commentary:
  "When life throws independence at you and you're stuck with it, but hey, at least I can open my own pickle jars now! 🥒💪😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the cruel irony of adulting hitting harder than expected! 🙈💁‍♀️ Who knew that "having it all" also meant having all the bills, responsibilities, and empty wine bottles? 🍷🏠 Hang in there, ladies – at least the apartment is nice! 💪😂 #AdultingAtItsFinest

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like New Year's resolutions are already testing the bonds of marriage! 🙈💍 Who knew being independent could be so risky? 😂 #MarriageStruggles"

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