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Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

Seen just now on Facebook:

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

Shared recently on Discord:

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

Just landed via Facebook:

Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

Just landed via X:

One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

Trending via LinkedIn:

But that was my emotional support daylight.

Spotted on X:

Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

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17 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The 70s, 80s, and 90s were the best decades – so many memories, no evidence.

15 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

31 shares on Reddit this month:

Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

76 shares on Threads this month:

Not again. I mean good morning.

15 shares on Telegram this month:

Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

81 shares on Messenger this month:

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

47 shares on Messenger this month:

Why do we say ‘slept like a baby’? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat—14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

43 shares on TikTok this month:

The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m not mad, I just hope your socks slide off in your shoe all day.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,453

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

“Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Childbirth seems like an awful lot of work for an already saturated market.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

You are my favorite dirty thought.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Facebook:

Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

Going viral on X:

The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Stop bothering me, or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people, but I can tell you are not yet aware of.

Making waves on Telegram:

You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

Live now on Twitch:

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

Making waves on Slack:

People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

Trending via WeChat:

Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

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