Commentary:
Well, it sounds like you're caught in a classic case of bad timing and good taste! 🕰️🤷♂️ Maybe it’s time to find that rare gem who is single and has questionable taste in men. 😉👀
36 Funny interest quotes
Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.
Commentary:
"Smooth jazz really pushing the boundaries of patience, huh? 🎷🤔 Keep holding on, the hold music symphony isn't over yet! 🎶😅 #SmoothJazzTorture"
Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.
Commentary:
"Sorry boys, but my heart is like a GPS – it's already set on a destination that doesn't involve a U-turn! 🚫👀😜"
I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.
Commentary:
Double oh no, I guess I’ll just have to stick to shaking cocktails, not stirring up trouble! 🍸🕵️♂️🎬
I love how women can go from obsessed to not interested at all when a man makes that one wrong move.
Commentary:
Definitely a survival instinct honed over centuries! 😂🔍💃
Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.
Commentary:
When your friend knows way too much about your collection of rare potato chips 🍟😆 #TrueFriendGoals