Funny John quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs drama-filled relationship status updates when you've got John and his sneaky martini transactions on Venmo? 🍸💰😂 #JustVenmoThings"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

  Commentary:
  Hmm, I bet John Connor is probably thinking "I told you so! 🤖 Resistance is futile when Siri starts making sarcastic comments. 😅 #TerminatorProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

  Commentary:
  😄🚽 How about switching up the terminology to make your bathroom visits sound way more impressive? Who needs a John when you can casually mention you're off to the "Jim" for a daily workout session? Keep yourself healthy both physically and linguistically! 💪😉

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