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Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Quitting my job to focus on decorating the tree.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

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Going viral on Discord:

Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

Making waves on Facebook:

One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

Going viral on WeChat:

If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

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Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

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Trending via Facebook:

I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

Reported on WhatsApp:

Farting, but with eye contact.

Trending via X:

I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

Breaking via Threads:

No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

Spotted on Telegram:

How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Freshly posted on Threads:

I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

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