Funny kidnapped quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

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  "Ah, yes, the ol' 'fart your way to freedom' strategy, a true gas-powered escape plan! 🌬️💨 Just imagine the looks on your kidnappers' faces as they realize they've underestimated the power of nervous flatulence! 💨😂 Remember, when in doubt, let it out! #FlatulenceForFreedom"

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