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Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

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My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

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Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

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I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

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Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

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Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

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Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

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You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

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Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

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On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

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I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

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Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

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So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

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I’d pretend to care about football for you.

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Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

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Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

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I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

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Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

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You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

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The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

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I always wait 3 minutes after each post for the applause to die down.

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The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

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I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

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I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

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Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

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If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

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Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

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I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.

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I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

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Having a low quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

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Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

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If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

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You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

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I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

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If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

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Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

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