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Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

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Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Dear Santa, Money!

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

Shared recently on X:

“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

Breaking via Facebook:

I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

Trending via WeChat:

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

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Jan 26, 2025
Share →: Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

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"Picture this: cramped inside the Trojan horse, surrounded by the lads, engulfed in darkness, trying to stifle your giggles like hehehe 🐴🤫 Who knew sneaking into Troy could be this entertaining?"

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Did you know that the Trojan horse, as described in the quote, is not just a myth but also a symbol of deception and trickery in ancient history? 🐴🕵️‍♂️🏛️

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Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

I hate when people set alarms and it wakes up everybody except for them.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

I’m officially at the age where my favorite thing to do is sit down.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

Making waves on WhatsApp:

If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

Going viral on Slack:

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Going viral on YouTube:

I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

Just landed via Slack:

I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

Just shared via Reddit:

If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

Shared recently on Twitch:

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

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