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Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Waking up early is always beneficial. You just gotta make it past those first 10 minutes of being irritated.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise.

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Spotted on Discord:

My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

Just landed via YouTube:

Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

Trending via Slack:

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

Just shared via Reddit:

Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

Shared recently on Twitch:

I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

Spotted on Reddit:

I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

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81 shares on Twitch this month:

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

18 shares on Threads this month:

Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

97 shares on Instagram this month:

First date idea: you transfer me all your crypto.

21 shares on Threads this month:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

60 shares on Threads this month:

All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

16 shares on Pinterest this month:

Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

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Being a reader means voluntarily signing up for fictional heartbreak, and then recommending the pain to others.

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It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

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The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

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I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

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The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise.

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Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

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Babe, are you okay? You haven’t touched your dark humor all day.

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Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.

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“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

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80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

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Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

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Just shared via Pinterest:

Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

Trending via Instagram:

I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

Going bananas on Discord:

Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Imagine being social on social media.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.

Live now on TikTok:

I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

Making waves on Slack:

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

Making waves on Instagram:

I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

Freshly posted on Discord:

My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

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