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Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

No revenge, because losing someone like me is enough.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

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15,512

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Just landed via Slack:

Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

Live now on Instagram:

Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

Just landed via Facebook:

Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Stopping a complete stranger on the street and saying, “Let’s end this little charade.”

Freshly posted on Slack:

You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

Just shared via TikTok:

A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

Trending via Instagram:

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

Making waves on Instagram:

Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must have been none of your business, then.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

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48 shares on Slack this month:

Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

98 shares on Reddit this month:

Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

41 shares on Discord this month:

I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

40 shares on TikTok this month:

Play the long game? You mean Monopoly?

71 shares on Slack this month:

Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

84 shares on Discord this month:

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

53 shares on Snapchat this month:

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

94 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m here by unpopular demand.

26 shares on YouTube this month:

My parents think they know me.

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Hot Jokes 💥

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

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What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian.

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I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,512

Updated

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Users Online

3,296

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

I’m retired. I was tired yesterday and I’m tired again today.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Instagram:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

Making waves on Discord:

I miss when 1K was a lot of money.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

Just shared via Messenger:

Doing all of this just to die in the end! LMAO!

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.

Spotted on Telegram:

She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

Just shared via TikTok:

If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

Making waves on Reddit:

Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

Freshly posted on X:

You know it’s bad when people start telling you, you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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