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This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

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It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

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Don’t come to my house unannounced; I will stare at you from my window.

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One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

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Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.

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Clueless but committed – that’s my vibe.

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Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

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Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

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Tuesday is no better than Monday.

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Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

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We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

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The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

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A mustache is just mouth bangs.

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

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Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

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“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

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Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

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Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

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Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

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Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

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Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

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They should invent a day where I don’t think.

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Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

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Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

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Single, not sure how to mingle.

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Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

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It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

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If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.

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A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

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Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

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At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

Just landed via Messenger:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

Just shared via WeChat:

I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

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Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

Spotted on X:

Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

Just landed via Discord:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

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