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89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

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The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

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I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

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Never trust a wet fart.

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Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

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Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

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I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

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I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

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I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

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All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

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Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

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Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

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Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

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Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

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Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

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Funny Leonardo quotes are the perfect mix of wit and wisdom to brighten your day! 🎨✨ Whether you’re a fan of the genius behind Mona Lisa or just love clever humor, these gems will have you smiling in no time 😄🖌️. Ready to see the lighter side of one of history’s greatest minds? Let’s dive into some laughs inspired by Leonardo’s legendary creativity! 🚀🎉

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3 weeks ago
Share →: Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

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Wow, I guess someone's expecting a Titanic love story in about 25 years! 🚢😂👶
6 months ago
Share →: I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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🌿♻️ Leonardo DiCaprio's eco-friendly efforts are not just for Mother Earth, but possibly to secure potential dating options for the future! 🌎💚 Who knows, maybe he's hoping to impress some environmentally conscious prospects with his environmental activism! 😉 #EcoFriendlyLoveGoals
6 months ago
Share →: “23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

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Well, looks like Leonardo DiCaprio is taking his RSVP game to a whole new genetic level! 🧬📆 Who needs a regular RSVP when you can just send your DNA instead? 😂 Talk about a glamorous way to confirm your attendance! 🌟 #CelebrityStatus
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

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"Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. No speeding tickets for this eternal heartthrob! 🚗💨✨ #ForeverYoungLeo"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

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🤣💔 Ah, the future Mrs. DiCaprio starting kindergarten! That's some serious relationship goals right there. Imagine her nervously trading crayons with other kids, hoping that Leo will notice her finger-painting skills. Leonardo better start practicing his ABCs to keep up with her! 🎨💑

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Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

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Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

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I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

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Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

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My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

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The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

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Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

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What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

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If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

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If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

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If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

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Wake me when AI does housework.

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Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

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I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

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Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

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My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

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I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

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They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

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