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Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

I hope this email finds you in a well.

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Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

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Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

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No more bare minimum, I want the moon and the stars. Maybe even a planet at this point.

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The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

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It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

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No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

Just landed via X:

Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

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If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

Just landed via X:

8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

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Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

Seen just now on Messenger:

I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

Going bananas on Instagram:

The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

Spotted on WeChat:

Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

Funny leonardo quotes

Funny Leonardo quotes are the perfect mix of wit and wisdom to brighten your day! 🎨✨ Whether you’re a fan of the genius behind Mona Lisa or just love clever humor, these gems will have you smiling in no time 😄🖌️. Ready to see the lighter side of one of history’s greatest minds? Let’s dive into some laughs inspired by Leonardo’s legendary creativity! 🚀🎉

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Making art is making love to the world.

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Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day, you will be able to do whatever you want, and you will choose to stay home alone.

68 shares on Threads this month:

Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

61 shares on Telegram this month:

Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

18 shares on TikTok this month:

The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

88 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

64 shares on Reddit this month:

Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

73 shares on Threads this month:

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

33 shares on X this month:

The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

92 shares on Pinterest this month:

I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

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Dogs have two jobs: calm their humans when they are stressed. Stress their humans when they are calm.

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Yesterday, my boss asked me what I did for a living.

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Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

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All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.

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I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

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Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

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Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

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The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

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Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

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I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched the argument I baited you with.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

You can do laundry every day and still be behind on laundry.

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I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Every time my neighbors start moaning, I pause my music to rate the performance.

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Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

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Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

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Breaking via Pinterest:

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

Making waves on Slack:

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

Making waves on Instagram:

Man, these end times are taking forever.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

Shared recently on Twitch:

The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

Going viral on Instagram:

It’s perfectly normal if you want to watch an actor’s entire filmography because you find them attractive. Don’t let anyone stop you.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I miss my Dad opening the windows and talking about cross-ventilation.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Wish I could get paid just for being a sweetheart.

Shared recently on Discord:

Having an international law degree in this day and age must be what it feels like losing chess to a dog and getting robbed of $90,000 afterward.

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