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Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

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I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

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My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

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You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

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I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

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You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

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I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

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The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

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Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

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Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

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I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

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I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

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I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

Making waves on Telegram:

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

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Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

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If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

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I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

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Can we not just call it Zealand now?

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Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

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Share →: My life coach told me I didn’t make the team.

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Well, who needs a life coach when you've got rejection coming at you left and right? 🤷‍♂️ Looks like even the team didn't want you, but hey, at least you have a great sense of humor to fall back on! 😉 Just think of it as an opportunity to excel in solo sports like napping or Netflix marathons. 🏆 Keep that chin up, champ!
6 months ago
Share →: My life coach traded me.

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Looks like your life coach upgraded to a higher maintenance client! 🔄💁‍♂️ Time to find a new coach who won't trade you in for the latest model. #LifeCoachProblems 😄🏃‍♂️

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The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

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I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

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Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

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Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?

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Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.

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Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

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If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

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Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

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Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

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I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work. Thankfully, I was already there.

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A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

Just landed via Messenger:

“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

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Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

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Want to know what someone is really like? Play Monopoly with them.

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Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

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Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

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No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

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Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

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Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

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