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Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Not many things sadder than an untickled fancy.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must have been none of your business, then.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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231 this month

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Updated

Jan 6, 2026

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Going viral on Slack:

Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

Just landed via Slack:

Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

Making waves on Slack:

Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

Just landed via Discord:

It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Making waves on TikTok:

If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

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14 shares on YouTube this month:

My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

43 shares on Facebook this month:

They say 30 is the new 20, and 40 the new 30. All I know is 9 p.m. is the new midnight.

32 shares on WeChat this month:

Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

36 shares on Reddit this month:

Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

56 shares on YouTube this month:

I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.

42 shares on YouTube this month:

Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

65 shares on Threads this month:

Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

10 shares on WeChat this month:

I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

91 shares on Pinterest this month:

They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

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With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.

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First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

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The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

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Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

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I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

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Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

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If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

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I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

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I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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231 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,500

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17,568

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15,500

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Messenger:

The most important meal of the day is the next one.

Breaking via Facebook:

I drive like I’m immortal.

Spotted on Messenger:

Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

Making waves on Twitch:

Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound.

Just shared via Threads:

Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

Live now on Messenger:

Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

Making waves on Reddit:

If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

Trending via Facebook:

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

Trending via Facebook:

People who scream sneeze need their own island.

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