Funny life expectancy quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

  Commentary:
  😂 Guess I know who to avoid at all costs! Wouldn't want my future self mad at me! 🕰️🚫🙈

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  3 months ago

  Share →: They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone is feeling a bit short-changed on their mid-life crisis opportunities! 🙈 Time to start planning for that extended edition crisis package! 🎉🚗💥 #MidLifeCrisisGoals"

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