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There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

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The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

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There’s nothing more satisfying than the little nap you have after hitting snooze on your alarm.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

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Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

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Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

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What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

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Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

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Live now on LinkedIn:

Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

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I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

Live now on Instagram:

When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Men be like, yes, I hurt you, but now you hate me, so I am the true victim.

Going viral on TikTok:

Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

Just landed via Facebook:

Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

Trending via WeChat:

Ponytails are only hot on women, bro.

Trending via Snapchat:

I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

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33 shares on Instagram this month:

I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

23 shares on Instagram this month:

Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

27 shares on Slack this month:

I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

11 shares on Messenger this month:

Before I agree to the new year, I wanna read the terms and conditions.

65 shares on Telegram this month:

They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

32 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m not feeling very worky today.

29 shares on Twitch this month:

No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was.

70 shares on Slack this month:

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

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“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

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Calling the police when someone unfollows.

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Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

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Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

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And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

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Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

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Statistically speaking, on average, a person has two arms, two legs, one testicle, and one ovary.

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Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

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“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

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Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

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Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

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The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

What I want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Threads:

Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

Going viral on Instagram:

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Trending via Facebook:

I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

Making waves on X:

New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

Just shared via TikTok:

My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

Just landed via Threads:

My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.

Just landed via WeChat:

The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

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