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I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

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The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

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AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

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Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

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There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.

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We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

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Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

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She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

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Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

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Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

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Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

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People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

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Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

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Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

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Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

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I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

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So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

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I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

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Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

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We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.

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Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

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I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

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The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

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I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

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“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

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People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

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Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

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You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

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Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

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Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

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Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

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I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

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Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

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Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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