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If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

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I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

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Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

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Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

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Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

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For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

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Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

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Eat like your treadmill is watching.

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Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

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I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

Live now on Facebook:

You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

Shared recently on Twitch:

How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

Live now on Telegram:

I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

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The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

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Share →: Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

Commentary:
Ah, the joys of adulting in your 40s! 🚗💺 Who needs thrill rides when the highlight of your day is feeling that toasty warmth on your backside as you sink into your car's heated seats? 🌟 Here's to finding comfort in the little things as we navigate through this thing called life! 🙌 #40sPerks #SeatWarmerLuxe
5 months ago
Share →: Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

Commentary:
"Looks like you've leveled up from just 'phone enthusiast' to 'phone aficionado' today! 📱😄 Next stop: 'phone guru.' 👾🎮 Just remember to stretch those texting fingers every now and then! 💪🤳"

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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

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I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

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Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

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I’m often mistaken for an adult because of my age.

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Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

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Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

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Unsolicited sandwich pics.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

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I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

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Just shared via Pinterest:

Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

Reported on Discord:

I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.

Just shared via Messenger:

When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

Just landed via Discord:

You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

Spotted on Reddit:

You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

Spotted on X:

Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

Just shared via Telegram:

I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

Spotted on TikTok:

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

Spotted on WeChat:

People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

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