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Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

The most important meal of the day is the next one.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,408

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Seen just now on Reddit:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

Going bananas on Slack:

When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

Seen just now on Telegram:

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

Just landed via Discord:

Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

Going bananas on Threads:

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

Live now on Telegram:

If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

Spotted on Reddit:

America was more fun when organized crime was done by Italians in Chicago.

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15 shares on Reddit this month:

Getting tired without doing anything is an art form.

26 shares on Reddit this month:

You look like the result of a failed CIA experiment.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

97 shares on Instagram this month:

I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

89 shares on Slack this month:

Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

15 shares on Slack this month:

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

75 shares on Threads this month:

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

45 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.

45 shares on TikTok this month:

Who’s your favorite horror director? Mine’s God.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Donating blood today to make room for more food.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,306

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Another fine day ruined by waking up.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on X:

Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

Making waves on Telegram:

I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I think one of my biggest hangups in getting better at Spanish is that speaking with the correct accent makes me feel racist.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

Live now on WhatsApp:

Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

Going viral on YouTube:

Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

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