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Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

My body is 70% water and 30% tired of pretending I know what I’m doing.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

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Making waves on WeChat:

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

Spotted on Threads:

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

Seen just now on Discord:

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

Going viral on YouTube:

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

Shared recently on Discord:

Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

Making waves on Telegram:

It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

Just landed via Slack:

I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

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56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

98 shares on Slack this month:

I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

64 shares on Reddit this month:

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

59 shares on X this month:

Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

95 shares on Slack this month:

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

12 shares on X this month:

I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

30 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

35 shares on Threads this month:

Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

98 shares on WeChat this month:

I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

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Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

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Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

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I’m a huge fan of saying “You’re welcome” really loudly when people don’t say thank you.

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Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

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Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

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“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

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Having divorced parents as an adult is funny because you and your siblings are like, “Damn, who has custody of Mom today?”

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Being a writer means knowing exactly how your story ends, and having absolutely no idea how to get there.

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Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

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You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

My default setting is sexual energy.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

I don’t give people directions. What if no one wants them there?

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Reddit:

You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

Spotted on Threads:

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

Just landed via Pinterest:

No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot.

Trending via Messenger:

Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

Spotted on Discord:

Easy there, unsaved number.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

Going viral on Reddit:

You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

Seen just now on Discord:

If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

Making waves on Facebook:

If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

Going bananas on Slack:

RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

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