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Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

Can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. You just sound like a vampire.

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Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Onion rings? I’m answering.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m not gonna have a bad day. The day is gonna have a bad me.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

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Live now on Threads:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

Trending via Discord:

James Bond really accurately predicted that the biggest threat to life on Earth is super-rich businessmen, whose money didn’t make them happy, and now their hobby is destroying the world.

Going viral on Reddit:

When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

Just shared via X:

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I love hard, but I stupid harder.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

Live now on Instagram:

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

Making waves on Twitch:

If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared?

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

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13 shares on Messenger this month:

“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

Bedrotting is so nice. Just lying in bed, using your phone comfortably.

93 shares on Twitch this month:

All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

30 shares on Discord this month:

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

18 shares on Snapchat this month:

No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

84 shares on Instagram this month:

Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

59 shares on Slack this month:

Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

31 shares on WeChat this month:

When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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7 folks are currently checking 👀

Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

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My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

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I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

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Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.

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I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

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It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

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Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

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This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

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17,578

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15,512

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Believing that pharmaceutical companies want to heal you is like believing a casino wants you to win.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on YouTube:

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.

Trending via Snapchat:

I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

Spotted on Messenger:

I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

Just landed via Threads:

The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

Live now on Pinterest:

Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

Just shared via Messenger:

I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

Trending via Facebook:

Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

Making waves on X:

I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

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