Commentary:
"Being the teacher's pet never felt so good… or costs so much! 😂🛋️👩⚕️ #TherapyGoals"
201 Funny mental health quotes
“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.
Commentary:
Haha, now that's what I call a strong password! 💀🔒😂
Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.
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When your inner boss finally approves your emotional complaints 😂🗣️💼
You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?
Commentary:
"When beauty becomes a health hazard! 😵💫😍 #BeautyOverload"
You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when there's a Benjamin facelift for the soul? 💸😂 #RetailTherapyNotIncluded"
Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.
Commentary:
"Keeping it 'smooth criminal' on the outside, but on the inside, it's a full drama episode. 🎭😎💔"
Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'make everyone mad and see who sticks around' strategy! 😅🔥 #NotRecommended"
My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.
Commentary:
"Relatable! My brain is running a 24/7 drama series with unlimited episodes! 🎭😅 #OverthinkerPro"
I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?
Commentary:
"Therapy might fix your issues, but rest assured, your epic dad jokes are a permanent condition! 😅🛋️😂"
Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.
Commentary:
"BRB, just setting up an all-you-can-suck brain buffet! 🧠😅🌀"