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Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Jan 5, 2026

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Just shared via X:

I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

Just shared via Instagram:

I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

Just landed via Facebook:

I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation.

Freshly posted on Threads:

The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

Making waves on Pinterest:

Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

Live now on Discord:

The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

Going bananas on X:

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

Funny mentality quotes

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24 shares on Discord this month:

I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

72 shares on Discord this month:

I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

30 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

82 shares on Slack this month:

If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

96 shares on Discord this month:

I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

73 shares on Instagram this month:

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

79 shares on X this month:

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

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I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

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Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

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When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

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Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

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Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

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What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

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You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

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When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

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Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

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Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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215 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,484

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17,554

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15,484

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

We decided to have money instead of children.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Discord:

Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

Shared recently on Telegram:

I am single, please disturb me!

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this.

Making waves on Slack:

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

Just landed via Facebook:

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

Live now on LinkedIn:

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

Live now on Discord:

Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

Going bananas on Messenger:

To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

Going viral on Pinterest:

A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

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