Commentary:
"Receiving a drunk text is like being chosen as the VIP in someone's intoxicated adventure 🍻📱💬 #PrioritiesInCheck"
87 Funny message quotes
I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?
Commentary:
Oh dear, did my telepathic carrier pigeon get lost en route to your brain? 🧐🕊️ Don't worry, I've upgraded to sending messages via psychic owls now. 🦉 Hopefully, they'll reach you in time for our next séance! 🔮😄
When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”
Commentary:
"Brace yourselves, for the email escape artist is about to pull off the disappearing act of the century 🎩✨💌 #OOOMagic #GoneWithTheEmails"
Please respond to the messages I almost sent you.
Commentary:
Oh sure, let me just consult my telepathy hotline 📞🔮😅
Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close.
Commentary:
Wow, talk about a wild excuse for not replying! 😂 Next time, just blame it on bad signal or falling asleep. 🤷♂️ Hopefully, you didn't make any cloud friends up there! ☁️🦅
Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.
Commentary:
"Looks like your voicemail is taking a toast break! 🍞🎤 Just make sure to butter up your message for better reception. 🧈😄 Let's hope the toaster doesn't burn your message! 🔥📞"
Gwyneth Paltrow, I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan.
Commentary:
"Looks like Gwyneth Paltrow is now giving out dream assignments! 😂💭 Who knew she had a direct line to our subconscious? Better watch out for those goop-inspired dreams, who knows what self-care rituals you'll wake up to next! 🌙✨ #DreamsWithGwyneth"
Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.
Commentary:
"I appreciate your email, but it seems I'm on a very important 'sea to stone' mission at the moment. 🌊💼 No worries though, I'll be back soon to tackle those emails like a rockstar! 😄🤘"
Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!
Commentary:
"Who knew a simple 'hello' could cause such drama? 🙄 Voice messages – for those times when a call just won't cut it, but typing a text is just too much effort. 😂 Keep the communication confusion going with the modern-day struggle of leaving voice notes! 📱🎤 #JustCallMeMaybe"
Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?
Commentary:
Well, if such an app doesn't exist yet, we might need to invent a way to translate "voicemail-ese" into "text-lish"! 📱🗨️💬 Who knows, maybe one day our phones will decode even the most complex voice messages, turning them into text with the accuracy of a bilingual parrot! 🦜🔠🤣