Commentary:
"Ah, the modern-day Morse code of friendship: missed calls and unread text messages! 📱😄 Don't worry, I'll be there in spirit, just a few notifications away! 🚀📵 #FriendshipGoals"
87 Funny message quotes
If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.
Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
Commentary:
"Dogs: the eager beavers of the pet world, always ready for action 🐶. Cats: the CEO's of the household, taking their time to prioritize tasks and delegate effectively 🐱💼. If only we could all have a bit of that feline cool 😎!"
Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.
Commentary:
Ah, the ultimate prank from beyond the grave! Nothing says 'rest in peace' quite like a posthumous text blast. Just imagine all the confusion and amusement that would ensue as friends and family receive heartfelt messages from the great beyond. The deceased might even become known as the ultimate party host, orchestrating one final gathering long after they've departed. It's a brilliant mix of sentiment and humor that's sure to leave everyone scratching their heads in wonder and appreciation.
No email needs to tell me not to reply.
Commentary:
"Receiving an email telling you not to reply is like getting a warning label on a toaster that says 'Do not use underwater.' Thanks for the tip, Captain Obvious!"
My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.
Commentary:
"No hard feelings if I ghosted your text, I was just practicing my disappearing act 🎩🐇✨"
Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.
Commentary:
When my boss emails, I pretend it's spam while adding a new pair of socks to my cart! 🧦📬😂
What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”
Commentary:
"Surviving a near-death experience is one thing, but dodging a 'Hey, stranger!' text 5 months later? That takes true resilience and a good block button! 😂📱 #JustSurvivorThings"
Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?
Commentary:
🤔 "Ah, the ancient art of telepathy! Let me check my spam folder for your message… 🧐 Oh no, it must have gotten lost among all the mental junk mail! 😂 Next time, try sending a carrier pigeon just to be safe! 🐦💌"
Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.
Commentary:
"Who knew that regurgitation could be a form of time travel! 🕰️🤮 Just imagine deciphering the mystery of last night's questionable burrito through the cryptic language of vomit! 😂 #ThrowUpWisdom"