Commentary:
"Maybe King Kong just wanted the best view in town… or he seriously underestimated the size of New York City!" ๐ฆ๐ #HeightIssues
195 Funny movie quotes
Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.
Commentary:
"Who needs a night light when you have movies secretly watching over you? ๐ฅ๐ด Talk about a cinematic lullaby! ๐"
Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.
Commentary:
๐คฃ๐โโ๏ธ Oh, Barbie and her drama… I swear, my dolls have seen it all! From epic battles with tangled hair to scandalous fashion faux pas, they could write a Hollywood screenplay with all their shenanigans! Barbie, take notes โ my dolls are the real stars of the show! ๐ฌ๐
Every time I watch โThe Godfatherโ, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).
Commentary:
๐คฃ "Watching 'The Godfather' is like playing a game of 'spot the Italian' on steroids! ๐ฎ๐น Who knew there were so many pasta-loving mobsters in one movie?! ๐๐"
If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.
If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.
Commentary:
"Who needs a cuddle buddy when you have creepy creatures lurking in the shadows? Let the monster under the bed keep you company tonight! ๐๐ป #LonelyButSpooky"
What was the name of the boat in Titanic?
Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?
Commentary:
Well, maybe it's because Pete Davidson's humor is scripted for the big screen, while your whining is more of a live, uncut performance… But hey, who knows, maybe a little less whine and a little more comedy could be the winning ticket to your own Hollywood romance!
For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
Commentary:
Ah, math class, where numbers speak a mysterious language that seems to have lost its subtitles along the way. Just when you think you've grasped the plot, a new equation pops up like a plot twist that leaves you scratching your head in confusion. It's like trying to decode a secret message in a foreign film, except the only mystery here is how in the world X equals Y.
If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.
Commentary:
Well, if you were in Jaws, you'd certainly have a "bite-sized" sense of humor! ๐ฆ๐ Who needs a bigger boat when you can just downsize the threat, right? Just beware of those toothy grins in the mini-shark department! ๐ค็ฌ