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Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Want to come over and lay around naked, eating grapes like we’re in a Renaissance painting.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Trying is the first step toward failure.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

If you relate to me, get some help!

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,329

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Instagram:

Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?

Making waves on Snapchat:

Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

Live now on X:

There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

We really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

Trending via Facebook:

“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

Seen just now on Slack:

Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

Live now on Twitch:

I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

Freshly posted on Threads:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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41 shares on Slack this month:

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

14 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

50 shares on Twitch this month:

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

64 shares on X this month:

My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

82 shares on Threads this month:

I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.

45 shares on YouTube this month:

Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

47 shares on Messenger this month:

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

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Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

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If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

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Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

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I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

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I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

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I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,351

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Luckily, I realized that all this love I want to pour into someone else was actually meant for me.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Can’t wait to overuse the “My husband said,” “Let me phone my husband,” “I’ll ask my husband.”

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

Spotted on Slack:

Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

Just shared via Threads:

I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I hate interviewing. Just hire me. I stand on business, for real.

Live now on Instagram:

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

Going viral on Twitch:

I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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