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Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Marriage is so scary. What do you mean I can’t have my own room?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Telling her parents you creampie her daily is socially unacceptable. But telling them you’re trying for a baby is a cause for celebration.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

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Shared recently on TikTok:

I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so you’re not special.

Trending via Pinterest:

I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

Going viral on Twitch:

Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

Trending via Twitch:

People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

Trending via YouTube:

Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

Making waves on Threads:

I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

Trending via Reddit:

Wake up, the thinking isn’t going to overthink itself.

Breaking via WeChat:

Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

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55 shares on Threads this month:

The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

54 shares on Slack this month:

Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

45 shares on Threads this month:

Microdosing Christmas by being present.

93 shares on WeChat this month:

First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

43 shares on Reddit this month:

My doctor told me I should try anger management classes, and I’m still really pissed at him about it.

68 shares on Reddit this month:

“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

34 shares on YouTube this month:

Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

34 shares on X this month:

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

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Hot Jokes 💥

24 folks are currently checking 👀

You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

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Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.

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Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

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You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

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I accidentally clicked on an ad, so I guess I will see that product all over my phone until I’m dead.

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Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

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A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

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Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

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Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Good morning. I’m ready for attention now.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Is losing your mind a hobby?

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

In my culture, family is completely unimportant. And we hate food.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Twitch:

Windmill? Big fan.

Going viral on Instagram:

Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

Making waves on TikTok:

How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

Going viral on WeChat:

Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

Breaking via Reddit:

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.

Live now on Snapchat:

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

Going viral on Discord:

You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

Trending via Messenger:

Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

Live now on Facebook:

I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

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