Funny night routine quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the secret behind health, wit, and dance floor domination – all in a humble glass of wine 🍷💃 Here's to staying sharp and agile, one sip at a time! Cheers to keeping the doctor away with a side of sass and style 😉🥂 #WineWisdom"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

  Commentary:
  🌙 "No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it's bed time." 😂 Seems like you've mastered the element of surprise as a parent! Your kids probably think you've unlocked a secret bedtime-extended cheat code! 🛌 #ParentingSurprises #BedtimeShenanigans

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