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When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

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Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

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Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

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Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

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Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

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Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

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My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

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I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

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Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

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As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…

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I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

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I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

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I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

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Funny night routine quotes

Funny night routine quotes bring laughter to your bedtime ritual 🌙✨ Whether you’re a midnight snacker, a pajama enthusiast, or a serial phone swiper 📱😴, these witty sayings perfectly capture the quirky habits that make winding down so entertaining. Get ready to giggle your way through your nightly routine and turn those sleepy moments into pure fun! 😂🌟

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I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

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No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

1 month ago
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Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

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All these self-driving vehicles… It’s only a matter of time before we hear a country song about his truck leaving him.

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Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

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When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

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Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

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My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

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If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

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It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

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Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

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I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

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The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

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I’d pretend to care about football for you.

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But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?

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If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

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