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Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Help, I accidentally used dark humor with normal people, and now they’re concerned for my mental health.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

I’m not “dating to marry” or “dating for fun.” I’m dating for a secret third reason.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

I’m broke — I got money, but it’s for responsibilities.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

It’s really important to stay hydrated at work, so you can take as many 10-minute-long bathroom breaks as possible.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,735

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Going viral on Instagram:

The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.

Just landed via Instagram:

If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

Making waves on Instagram:

“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

Shared recently on Discord:

Nobody is more cold-blooded than a toddler, just saying what they see and feel.

Making waves on Instagram:

Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.

Just shared via Reddit:

Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!

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57 shares on Discord this month:

I’m running out of people I like.

53 shares on Slack this month:

I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

88 shares on WeChat this month:

I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

36 shares on YouTube this month:

Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

41 shares on YouTube this month:

If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

80 shares on Reddit this month:

Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

65 shares on Threads this month:

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

38 shares on Discord this month:

My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

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When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

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My stomach just made the exact sound of the “your” in “your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system.”

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If boring was a brand, you’d be the ambassador.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,721

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Discord:

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

Going viral on Instagram:

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

Shared recently on Facebook:

A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

Seen just now on Threads:

Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

Trending via Snapchat:

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

Live now on WeChat:

Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

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