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Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Drive as I say, not as I drive.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

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Spotted on Discord:

No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

Just shared via Facebook:

I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

Spotted on Instagram:

I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

Breaking via Telegram:

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

Just landed via Reddit:

Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

Trending via Discord:

My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

Going viral on Messenger:

Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

Just shared via Messenger:

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

Spotted on Pinterest:

For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

Making waves on Snapchat:

My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

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Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

Life is weird and then you die.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on YouTube:

Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

Going viral on YouTube:

The most important meal of the day is the next one.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

Making waves on Twitch:

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

Spotted on Messenger:

I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

Going viral on X:

I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

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